Saturday, December 09, 2006

Vote for me...Your Advocate of Socialism!!!...

The United States of America is a country of great prosperity almost seemingly guaranteeing those who live here the promises of success. The United States offers better living conditions, better work opportunities which translates into better paying jobs compared to the rest of the world, and most importantly Freedom. How could we make this great country better? I call my fellow Americans to stand up for a great and noble cause, one that would benefit all from the U.S.-born citizen to the illegal aliens. After all we are all immigrants to the U.S. in one way, shape or fashion. You ask yourself what great and noble cause I am writing about? Why it is none other than Socialism [Someone sound the trumpets].

One of the main issues that I hear and read about in the News is the fact that our baby boomers are now getting up there in age. Inflating medical costs along with the harsh reality that social security is not going to be around forever is just waiting for a Socialism advocate to step up to the plate and hit one out of the park so to speak. Here I am America, hop on my shoulders and let me lead Americans to that new prosperity.

By executing Socialism we will no longer have to worry about our fellow citizens being unable to cover rising medical expenses as we would be able to have that special ‘community pot’ that anyone at anytime would be able to pull from. I don’t know about you but I would definitely be able to sleep at night knowing everyone in America, both legal and illegal, would be provided for from the medical standpoint.

We have all been there at some point in time, the ‘Pharmaceutical’ bill is due, little G-Rome (pronounced Jerome) is sick, or worse Christmas the Holiday Season is upon us and we cannot afford to cover the cost no matter whichever it might be. Enter into the equation of that ‘community pot’ I mentioned earlier and suddenly who cares if little Johnnie is sick during the Holiday Season while your pusher wants his money, just pull from the ‘community pot’ let whoever get what they need and we can all be happier and we will be better people simply because we are helping those who otherwise would be unable to help themselves.

Next, one of the other problems that plague our communities is the different class statuses that we have. Lower, Middle, Upper, poor, rich, filthy rich are terms that we use to depict those living in our neighborhoods, our counties, our states, our Nation. If we incorporate Socialism we can eliminate these negative words and replace them with new words such as: Equal, Equivalent, Same as, One and the same. You would have to be a dead stiff not to get that tingling sensation using those words, go ahead, re-read them and you cannot tell me the hairs on your arms do not stand up.

Under this robust concept of Socialism we would be teaching our great Nation that in order to succeed as a whole, we must do so together, and ultimately achieving equivalent status in our society with our citizens’ ideas being everyone is one and the same. Being honest our great nation is divided between the Left, the Right, Us, Them, White, Black, Hispanic, Asian, Islamo-Fascists, etc. Who needs that? What are we teaching America’s youth by using these forms of profiling? We are teaching the future leaders that those who shop at Wal-Mart are worthless compared to those who shop at, say Publix. We can eliminate this and in doing so will only make ourselves, our neighbors, our friends, our Nation even stronger. We are a world power and for once we will be able to show the World how a true great Nation under God operates.

We would be able to bring peace here on U.S. soil, eliminating all the negativity such as racial & economic discrimination, competition, the simple fact that many Americans are unable to live the American dream and are unable to provide for their families and themselves.

The positives definitely outweigh the negatives especially when you consider the Equality that will be brought forth as everyone will be on the same playing field economically and America will be one and the same; also a bigger Government to govern we, the people, who are too stupid and need the Government to dictate our every move; and finally being able to allow those who lack the necessary skills the ability to have the Government be their bread winner, I mean is Uncle Sam really my Uncle? Nope, but under Socialism he would be mine, yours, everyone and I do not believe anyone would disagree with that.

I understand Socialism has proven to be unsuccessful in Europe, but guess what, we’re smarter than them Yore-A-Pee-ins’. Besides, as long as I’m taken care of why should I care whether it’s successful or not, all I want is my piece of the pie.

Note** This was written in complete satire and the views expressed are not necessarily the actual views of the writer.**

2 Comments:

At June 06, 2011 11:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're an idiot. Socialism sucks. Work hard and keep what you make, That's the American dream. That is what a true republic should be! Not spreading the wealth to support the sloths!

 
At June 06, 2011 9:28 PM, Anonymous Diego said...

LOL...Anonymous, before you get your panties in a wad...I feel it necessary that you read the last lines of the post...this is called satire...I lean so far to the right that I do not have a left blinker.

 

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